Lager - cold
0 (0.0%)

Ale - not so cold (but not "warm")
1 (100.0%)

Malt Liquor
0 (0.0%)

Yes, please
1 (100.0%)

I don't drink beer
0 (0.0%)

Domestic, macrobrew (Miller-Coors, Budweiser, etc.)
0 (0.0%)

Domestic, macrobrew - but only if it's Sam Adams.
0 (0.0%)

Domestic microbrew
1 (100.0%)

Imports (Heineken, Corona, etc.)
0 (0.0%)

Imports... that most folks wouldn't recognize
1 (100.0%)

I told you, I no drinka da beer!
0 (0.0%)

Miller (High Life, MGD, Lite, whatever)
0 (0.0%)

Coors (Light, whatever)
0 (0.0%)

Bud (Light, whatever)
0 (0.0%)

Busch (Light, whatever)
0 (0.0%)

Pabst
0 (0.0%)

Schlitz
0 (0.0%)

Sam Adams
1 (100.0%)

As long as someone else is buying, it's good.
1 (100.0%)

I drink BEER, and those aren't.
0 (0.0%)

I TOLD you, I don't drink beer.
0 (0.0%)

Of course!
0 (0.0%)

You buying? Sure!
0 (0.0%)

Bite your tongue! I want *BEER* dangit!
1 (100.0%)

I'd rather drink the transmission fluid of an abused Yugo.
0 (0.0%)

Don't drink beer, remember?
0 (0.0%)

Pilsner
0 (0.0%)

Bock
1 (100.0%)

Oktoberfest
0 (0.0%)

Dunkel
0 (0.0%)

Pale Ale
1 (100.0%)

India Pale Ale
0 (0.0%)

Brown Ale
1 (100.0%)

Bitter
1 (100.0%)

Porter
1 (100.0%)

Stout
1 (100.0%)

Wheat Beer
1 (100.0%)

Barlywine
0 (0.0%)

Lambic
0 (0.0%)

Other
0 (0.0%)

No drink beer, remember?
0 (0.0%)

American macrobrew
0 (0.0%)

American microbrew
0 (0.0%)

Belgian!
0 (0.0%)

German!
0 (0.0%)

Russian!
0 (0.0%)

British!
0 (0.0%)

Something European!
0 (0.0%)

Mexican!
0 (0.0%)

Asian!
0 (0.0%)

African!
0 (0.0%)

Brewed by me, of course.
0 (0.0%)

Free!!
1 (100.0%)

Olde Fortran
0 (0.0%)

Duff
0 (0.0%)

Distilled into a real drink, whisk[e]y!
0 (0.0%)

Done right, it's great stuff.
0 (0.0%)

Done right, it'd be great stuff. It's never done right.
0 (0.0%)

How ghetto can you get?
0 (0.0%)

Is it free? Then it's good enough.
0 (0.0%)

That's not beer!
1 (100.0%)

Godawful!
0 (0.0%)

I've had Godawful, Malt Liquor is worse!
0 (0.0%)

Are you drunk? I TOLD YOU I DO *NOT* DRINK BEER! Or beer-alikes.
0 (0.0%)

Cool.
0 (0.0%)

Only swill comes in the 40 oz. size.
1 (100.0%)

I'm bummed it's being/been discontinued.
0 (0.0%)

Flavorless.
1 (100.0%)

Tastes like zhit.
0 (0.0%)

Can't hold a candle, or alcohol lamp, to real beer.
0 (0.0%)

Who cares?
0 (0.0%)

Can
0 (0.0%)

Glass bottle
0 (0.0%)

Glass
0 (0.0%)

Leather Mug
0 (0.0%)

Pewter Tankard
0 (0.0%)

Stein
0 (0.0%)

Don't care.
0 (0.0%)

You buying? Then I really don't care!
1 (100.0%)

Natural Light
0 (0.0%)

Milwaukee's Best (aka "Beast")
0 (0.0%)

Schlitz
0 (0.0%)

Pabst Blue Ribbon
0 (0.0%)

Bud
0 (0.0%)

High Life
0 (0.0%)

Keystone
0 (0.0%)

Other
0 (0.0%)

There is no good cheap beer
1 (100.0%)