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...red!
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...white!
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...red, white, rose, blush, and probably a bunch more.
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...in need of distillation into brandy.
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...something I don't drink, thanks.
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Australia
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North America
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North America, excluding California
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South America
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Europe
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Asia
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Africa
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All over
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My own efforts
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Hinges in need of oiling
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Yes, please.
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Sometimes maybe.
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That's not really wine. Pour anyway.
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Eyuck! I want wine!
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Doesn't matter, I don't drink that either.
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Glass bottle
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Plastic bottle
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Bag
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Box
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Can
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Barrel
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Tanker rail car
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Magnetic Inertial Confinement system
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Doesn't matter to me. I told you I don't drink the stuff.
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Glass bottle, in a brown paper bag
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Glass
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Can
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Mug
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Footwear (shoe, slipper, boot, etc.)
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You buying? I don't care - except no footwear!
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I. Do. Not. Drink. Wine.
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Anything "fortified" that isn't a proper sherry or port.
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Boone's Farm
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Buckfast Tonic Wine
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Cisco
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Jeppson's Malort
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MD 20/20 ("Mad Dog")
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Night Train
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Thunderbird
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Wild Irish Rose
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That stuff $RELATIVE committed.
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Other (see next poll question)
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I only drink at least allegedly good wines.
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I don't drink wine, remember?
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Sure!
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Maybe.
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Only if it's free.
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No.
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Not even if it's free.
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Not only no, but hell no!
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Wait, isn't that just grape juice?
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Say what?
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