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Sound is measured in deciBells; Silly is measured in deciVakkos.
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Gummo, Zeppo, Harpo, Vakko, Chico, Groucho.
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Almost, but not quite, silly enough to be dangerous.
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Moderately silly, but not silly enough to be a Congressman.
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About average, really.
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Him, silly? Pull the other one, it's got bells on.
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I've met sillier accountants and patent clerks.
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He's more serious than a case of triple pneumonia.
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He can be the death of the party.
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What are you asking me for?
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President
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Vice President
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Senator
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Representative
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Governor
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State legislator
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Counciltaur
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Certified Public Nuisance
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Human
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a bureaucrat
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a U.N. "worker"
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quite fetching in a little black dress
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none of the above. He's not THAT silly!
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live in a steam-power spaceship.
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race tigers.
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eat tuna casseroles.
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tapdance in minefields.
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race anvils.
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to try use stud-muffins to sire a muffin herd.
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fax letterbombs.
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make snozzberry brandy.
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ExaVakkos
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Too horrible to contemplate.
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The Laughing Death. Beware!
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Hahahahahahaha *THUD*
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Unimaginably silly.
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A whole yotta Vakko!
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Impressive. Insanely dangerous, but impressive.
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Unusual, but not unheard of.
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Only mildly unusual.
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Depressingly common.
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Yotta, Yotta, Yotta-dah-dahdah-dah.
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A ridiculouslessly small unit.
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Can you make a Beowulf cluster with a Yotta of Vakkos?
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Freak the Hell out of Edward F***ing Teller!
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Be banned under every arms treaty ever even imagined.
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Come in only two sizes. One would be UNIMAGINABLY silly. The other would be MUCH sillier.
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Wind up being controlled by the Duchy of Grand Fenwick.
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Be insanely great and amazingly amazing. Also it would be quite silly indeed.
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Punch a hole in the Bozone layer.
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Have the damnedest fallout.
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Leave a strange earthy smell.
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V for Victory, baby! Let's deploy them in the tens of thousands!
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Bombing is easy. Comedy is hard.
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Would cause outbreaks of what we wish was common sense.
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Be a dud.
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You mean these polls of his aren't the bomb?
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You mean these polls of his don't consistently bomb?
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Crazy Harry: Did somebody say _bomb_?
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