On grass!
0 (0.0%)

Hard surface! (DecoTurf, Asphalt, concrete)
0 (0.0%)

On clay!
0 (0.0%)

On carpet!
0 (0.0%)

On wood!
0 (0.0%)

On with the game already!
0 (0.0%)

Never mind the ground, I only watch because of the short skirts.
0 (0.0%)

You'd have to be "on grass" to find tennis entertaining.
0 (0.0%)

A relaxing game.
0 (0.0%)

A stress-inducing pain.
0 (0.0%)

A good walk ruined.
0 (0.0%)

A way to do business without all that pesky oversight.
0 (0.0%)

Real Grass
0 (0.0%)

Astroturf or similar
0 (0.0%)

The surface of the sun
0 (0.0%)

Outdoors! It's not really football unless there's a chance of snow.
0 (0.0%)

Enclosed stadium comfort is where it's at.
0 (0.0%)

Retractable roof: both are possible.
0 (0.0%)

Indoors. And keep the doors closed. And locked. Throw away the key.
0 (0.0%)

Outdoor play is the only real play.
0 (0.0%)

Enclosed stadium comfort is where it's at.
0 (0.0%)

Retractable roof: both are possible.
0 (0.0%)

Indoors. And keep the doors closed. And locked. Throw away the key.
0 (0.0%)

A great innovation.
0 (0.0%)

An utter abomination.
0 (0.0%)

Something pointless to argue about.
0 (0.0%)

Isn't that some sort of mob thing?
0 (0.0%)

Good idea. Require them.
0 (0.0%)

Bad idea. Ban them.
0 (0.0%)

Keep them optional - but allow pitchers to throw spitballs to guard wearers.
0 (0.0%)

Most popular sport in the world!
0 (0.0%)

Most boring sport in the world!
0 (0.0%)

Not the most boring, but close.
0 (0.0%)

You buy them a stadium.
0 (0.0%)

You help them buy a stadium.
0 (0.0%)

Your idiot mis-representatives make you buy them a stadium.
0 (0.0%)

You laugh because the Packers CAN'T pull that stunt.
0 (0.0%)

You let them leave, and lower the crime rate.
0 (0.0%)

If he had put on the latex glove ALL the way, the evidence glove would have fit like, well, a glove.
0 (0.0%)

Ball player. Therefore guilty.
0 (0.0%)

Not guilty. The jury said so.
0 (0.0%)

Why, yes, I could go for a nice glass of orange juice, thank you.
0 (0.0%)

Deserves another chance.
0 (0.0%)

Deserves to be thrown to the dogs.
0 (0.0%)

Deserves to be forgotten.
0 (0.0%)

Who?
0 (0.0%)

Gold Medal
0 (0.0%)

Hodgson's Mill
0 (0.0%)

King Arthur
0 (0.0%)

Pillsbury
0 (0.0%)

Robin Hood
0 (0.0%)

Store Brand or whatever is cheapest
0 (0.0%)

Wheat Montana
0 (0.0%)

A brand you left out.
0 (0.0%)

It depends on the purpose.
0 (0.0%)

I don't bake.
0 (0.0%)

Gold Medal
0 (0.0%)

Hodgson's Mill
0 (0.0%)

King Arthur
0 (0.0%)

Pillsbury
0 (0.0%)

Robin Hood
0 (0.0%)

Store Brand or whatever is cheapest
0 (0.0%)

Wheat Montana
0 (0.0%)

A brand you left out.
0 (0.0%)

It depends on the purpose.
0 (0.0%)

I still don't bake.
0 (0.0%)

Always!
0 (0.0%)

Doesn't matter much to me.
0 (0.0%)

Never!
0 (0.0%)

That depends on what I'm making.
0 (0.0%)

Who cares?
0 (0.0%)

I told you: I don't bake
0 (0.0%)

Yes.
0 (0.0%)

No.
0 (0.0%)

That depends, actually.
0 (0.0%)

Yes, because bromated flour is illegal here.
0 (0.0%)

Are your neurons agglutinated? No baky!
0 (0.0%)

Cane! Beet sugar sucks.
0 (0.0%)

Beet! Cane is overrated/overpriced.
0 (0.0%)

Either. The difference is minor.
0 (0.0%)

Feh, whatever's cheapest.
0 (0.0%)

That depends on what I'm making.
0 (0.0%)

I don't buy/use sugar.
0 (0.0%)

Baking Ammonia
0 (0.0%)

Liquid yeast
0 (0.0%)

Dry yeast
0 (0.0%)

Wild yeasts
0 (0.0%)

Baking soda
0 (0.0%)

Baking soda and cream of tartar
0 (0.0%)

Single Acting baking powder
0 (0.0%)

Double Acting baking powder
0 (0.0%)

Iocane powder
0 (0.0%)

Gunpowder
0 (0.0%)

Baking: Something I do not do.
0 (0.0%)

Sugar
0 (0.0%)

Peanut Butter
0 (0.0%)

Chocolate (or other) chip
0 (0.0%)

Oatmeal
0 (0.0%)

Shortbread
0 (0.0%)

Sandwich
0 (0.0%)

Refrigerator
0 (0.0%)

Other
0 (0.0%)

Butterscotch
0 (0.0%)

Cherry
0 (0.0%)

Chocolate
0 (0.0%)

"White chocolate"
0 (0.0%)

Mint
0 (0.0%)

Toffee
0 (0.0%)

Buffalo
0 (0.0%)

a cookie. Or still should be!
0 (0.0%)

an ion, I think.
0 (0.0%)

a cat.
0 (0.0%)

a cosmetic.
0 (0.0%)

a terrible name for a cookie.
0 (0.0%)

Hydrox
0 (0.0%)

Oreo
0 (0.0%)

Either Hydrox or Oreo, but not those off brand things.
0 (0.0%)

Hydrox, Oreo, store brand, generic, they're all good.
0 (0.0%)

Ewwww.
0 (0.0%)

Not any more.
0 (0.0%)

sugar strands
0 (0.0%)

Hagelslag
0 (0.0%)

jimmies
0 (0.0%)

hundreds-and-thousands
0 (0.0%)

shots
0 (0.0%)

sprinkles
0 (0.0%)

unnecessary
0 (0.0%)

deeesgusting!
0 (0.0%)

Animal
0 (0.0%)

Fire
0 (0.0%)

Rice
0 (0.0%)

Saltines
0 (0.0%)

Graham
0 (0.0%)

Catalytic
0 (0.0%)

White corn
0 (0.0%)

Yellow corn
0 (0.0%)

Red corn
0 (0.0%)

Blue corn
0 (0.0%)

Any corn, except uni-
0 (0.0%)

Not corn
0 (0.0%)

I don't eat tortilla chips.
0 (0.0%)

The King of Pop!
0 (0.0%)

Pretty good, but not deserving any royal title.
0 (0.0%)

Not exactly talentless, but nothing special.
0 (0.0%)

Eh, not that good.
0 (0.0%)

A talentless hack that somehow got overhyped, overplayed, and oversold into false popularity.
0 (0.0%)

Pervert. Good riddance.
0 (0.0%)

Who?
0 (0.0%)

Whisky
0 (0.0%)

Whiskey
0 (0.0%)

Scotch
0 (0.0%)

Bourbon
0 (0.0%)

Rye
0 (0.0%)

Corn likker
0 (0.0%)

White lightnin'
0 (0.0%)

'shine
0 (0.0%)

Motorfuel
0 (0.0%)

Paint remover
0 (0.0%)

Industrial solvent
0 (0.0%)

Scotland
0 (0.0%)

Ireland
0 (0.0%)

Canada
0 (0.0%)

the U.S. of A.
0 (0.0%)

Wales
0 (0.0%)

India
0 (0.0%)

Germany
0 (0.0%)

France
0 (0.0%)

Other
0 (0.0%)

Who cares where? Distill it, age it, and pour me some!
0 (0.0%)

I don't drink that stuff.
0 (0.0%)

Single malt is all there is, really.
0 (0.0%)

Blended is the only drinkable stuff.
0 (0.0%)

They each have their place.
0 (0.0%)

Just pour, dangit!
0 (0.0%)

Maybe some malt vinegar for my chips/fries.
0 (0.0%)

Neat/straight - as pure as it gets.
0 (0.0%)

Straight up - chilled, but the ice filtered out.
0 (0.0%)

On the rocks.
0 (0.0%)

With water.
0 (0.0%)

With soda water.
0 (0.0%)

With tonic water.
0 (0.0%)

How else does one drink Coca-Cola?
0 (0.0%)

With coffee.
0 (0.0%)

In a cocktail.
0 (0.0%)

To someone else.
0 (0.0%)

How dare you abuse whisk(e)y so!
0 (0.0%)

Great!
0 (0.0%)

Nice from time to time.
0 (0.0%)

Eh, it'll do, once in a great while.
0 (0.0%)

Ruins three good drinks: coffee, cream, and whiskey.
0 (0.0%)

I prefer Brazilian coffee.
0 (0.0%)

I don't drink coffee, even without whisk(e)y.
0 (0.0%)

Whiskey glass.
0 (0.0%)

Shot glass.
0 (0.0%)

The bottle.
0 (0.0%)

Hip flask.
0 (0.0%)

Vaporizer.
0 (0.0%)

Dew.
0 (0.0%)

Don't!
0 (0.0%)

Do, please.
0 (0.0%)

If you're buying, sure!
0 (0.0%)

Not any more.
0 (0.0%)

That's Tulach Mhór.
0 (0.0%)

Huh?
0 (0.0%)

Almonds
0 (0.0%)

Armadillos
0 (0.0%)

Chromium Sulfate
0 (0.0%)

Cookies
0 (0.0%)

Crickets
0 (0.0%)

Crunch'N'Munch
0 (0.0%)

Deep Fried Earthworms
0 (0.0%)

Doritos
0 (0.0%)

Foxes
0 (0.0%)

Fried Lizard
0 (0.0%)

Marzipan
0 (0.0%)

Popcorn
0 (0.0%)

Potato Chips
0 (0.0%)

Pretzels
0 (0.0%)

Quick Garden Salad
0 (0.0%)

Smurfs
0 (0.0%)

Toasted Graham Crackers
0 (0.0%)

Toffee
0 (0.0%)

Tortilla Chips
0 (0.0%)

Twiglets
0 (0.0%)

Year-Old Peeps
0 (0.0%)

Almonds
0 (0.0%)

Armadillos
0 (0.0%)

Chromium Sulfate
0 (0.0%)

Cookies
0 (0.0%)

Crickets
0 (0.0%)

Crunch'N'Munch
0 (0.0%)

Deep Fried Earthworms
0 (0.0%)

Doritos
0 (0.0%)

Foxes
0 (0.0%)

Fried Lizard
0 (0.0%)

Marzipan
0 (0.0%)

Popcorn
0 (0.0%)

Potato Chips
0 (0.0%)

Pretzels
0 (0.0%)

Quick garden salad
0 (0.0%)

Smurfs
0 (0.0%)

Toasted Graham Crackers
0 (0.0%)

Toffee
0 (0.0%)

Tortilla Chips
0 (0.0%)

Twiglets
0 (0.0%)

Year-Old Peeps
0 (0.0%)

the missile is ready to be tested.
0 (0.0%)

it's time according to a long-set schedule.
0 (0.0%)

Kim Jong-il wants to be back in the headlines again.
0 (0.0%)

What the heck else is there to do in North Korea?
0 (0.0%)

not be launched anytime soon.
0 (0.0%)

blow up on the ground.
0 (0.0%)

blow up early in flight.
0 (0.0%)

fall into the ocean, harmlessly.
0 (0.0%)

fall into the ocean, hitting a ship.
0 (0.0%)

hit... North Korea. Oops.
0 (0.0%)

hit South Korea.
0 (0.0%)

hit Japan.
0 (0.0%)

hit Russia. Whoops.
0 (0.0%)

hit China. Oh crud.
0 (0.0%)

hit the USA.
0 (0.0%)

be destroyed by a missile defense system.
0 (0.0%)

make orbit.
0 (0.0%)

be signed by the Detroit Lions.
0 (0.0%)

nothing.
0 (0.0%)

a dummy warhead, for simulation.
0 (0.0%)

a conventional warhead.
0 (0.0%)

an instrument package.
0 (0.0%)

a satellite.
0 (0.0%)

a nuclear device.
0 (0.0%)

Kim Jong-il's Greatest Hits on 8-track and LP
0 (0.0%)

nothing. Michael Jackson will still be on the front page.
0 (0.0%)

a "strong letter" from the Useless Nations Organization.
0 (0.0%)

another claim of sanctions, that almost get followed for short time.
0 (0.0%)

sanctions will be real and stick, for a change.
0 (0.0%)

that place WAS a launch facility, once. Not any more.
0 (0.0%)

that place WAS a nuclear reactor, once.
0 (0.0%)

NoKo wants nukes, so somebody will send them one. Or more. Well-fused, of course.
0 (0.0%)

Inflicting an NFL franchise on Pyongyang.
0 (0.0%)

Yes, it's obvious.
0 (0.0%)

Yes, but I had to look it up.
0 (0.0%)

You mean that wasn't random?
0 (0.0%)

No.
0 (0.0%)

444? Last poll? Dangit, I missed one.
0 (0.0%)

I'm too busy having the vent on my spleen adjusted to bother with such things.
0 (0.0%)

Pentagrid converter
0 (0.0%)

Do nothing at all.
0 (0.0%)

Speak, but very mildly.
0 (0.0%)

Speak, very bluntly.
0 (0.0%)

Do mild semi-covert actions (gee, how did that internet cable get there?)
0 (0.0%)

Do not so mild covert actions. We won't talk about them, of course.
0 (0.0%)

444 "smart" bombs could be very useful.
0 (0.0%)

The war started in 1979, it's time we finished it.
0 (0.0%)

Huh?
0 (0.0%)

I refuse to answer.
0 (0.0%)

ABC
0 (0.0%)

CBS
0 (0.0%)

NBC
0 (0.0%)

PBS
0 (0.0%)

Fox
0 (0.0%)

CW
0 (0.0%)

MyNetworkTV
0 (0.0%)

DuMont
0 (0.0%)

It would be some independent (non-religious) station.
0 (0.0%)

Broadcast television is Barnes & Noble's best friend.
1 (100.0%)

...red!
0 (0.0%)

...white!
0 (0.0%)

...red, white, rose, blush, and probably a bunch more.
0 (0.0%)

...in need of distillation into brandy.
0 (0.0%)

...something I don't drink, thanks.
0 (0.0%)

Australia
0 (0.0%)

North America
0 (0.0%)

North America, excluding California
0 (0.0%)

South America
0 (0.0%)

Europe
0 (0.0%)

Asia
0 (0.0%)

Africa
0 (0.0%)

All over
0 (0.0%)

My own efforts
0 (0.0%)

Hinges in need of oiling
0 (0.0%)

Yes, please.
0 (0.0%)

Sometimes maybe.
0 (0.0%)

That's not really wine. Pour anyway.
0 (0.0%)

Eyuck! I want wine!
0 (0.0%)

Doesn't matter, I don't drink that either.
0 (0.0%)

Glass bottle
0 (0.0%)

Plastic bottle
0 (0.0%)

Bag
0 (0.0%)

Box
0 (0.0%)

Can
0 (0.0%)

Barrel
0 (0.0%)

Tanker rail car
0 (0.0%)

Magnetic Inertial Confinement system
0 (0.0%)

Doesn't matter to me. I told you I don't drink the stuff.
0 (0.0%)

Glass bottle, in a brown paper bag
0 (0.0%)

Glass
0 (0.0%)

Can
0 (0.0%)

Mug
0 (0.0%)

Footwear (shoe, slipper, boot, etc.)
0 (0.0%)

You buying? I don't care - except no footwear!
0 (0.0%)

I. Do. Not. Drink. Wine.
0 (0.0%)

Anything "fortified" that isn't a proper sherry or port.
0 (0.0%)

Boone's Farm
0 (0.0%)

Buckfast Tonic Wine
0 (0.0%)

Cisco
0 (0.0%)

Jeppson's Malort
0 (0.0%)

MD 20/20 ("Mad Dog")
0 (0.0%)

Night Train
0 (0.0%)

Thunderbird
0 (0.0%)

Wild Irish Rose
0 (0.0%)

That stuff $RELATIVE committed.
0 (0.0%)

Other (see next poll question)
0 (0.0%)

I only drink at least allegedly good wines.
0 (0.0%)

I don't drink wine, remember?
0 (0.0%)

Sure!
0 (0.0%)

Maybe.
0 (0.0%)

Only if it's free.
0 (0.0%)

No.
0 (0.0%)

Not even if it's free.
0 (0.0%)

Not only no, but hell no!
0 (0.0%)

Wait, isn't that just grape juice?
0 (0.0%)

Say what?
0 (0.0%)

Wild critter in "da woods."
0 (0.0%)

Wild critters on the lawn.
0 (0.0%)

Pets.
0 (0.0%)

Cartoons.
0 (0.0%)

Food - meat.
0 (0.0%)

Food - chocolate.
0 (0.0%)

Hey, I am a bunny, Bub!
0 (0.0%)

You're off by a hare.
0 (0.0%)

My pet bunny
0 (0.0%)

Bugs Bunny
0 (0.0%)

Lola Bunny
0 (0.0%)

Buster Bunny
0 (0.0%)

Babs Bunny
0 (0.0%)

Easter Bunny
0 (0.0%)

Chocolate Bunny
0 (0.0%)

Lisa Bonet
0 (0.0%)

Kevin Dewclaw
0 (0.0%)

Mycroft Bunny
0 (0.0%)

Blue Bunny
0 (0.0%)

Bunnicula
0 (0.0%)

Trix Rabbit
0 (0.0%)

Bunny Rabbit (from Captain Kangaroo)
0 (0.0%)

Jessica Rabbit
0 (0.0%)

White
0 (0.0%)

Brown/Tan
0 (0.0%)

Gray
0 (0.0%)

Black
0 (0.0%)

Mixed
0 (0.0%)

Blue
0 (0.0%)

Orange
0 (0.0%)

A good bunny is never a bad color.
0 (0.0%)

Ears first
0 (0.0%)

Feet first
0 (0.0%)

Tail first
0 (0.0%)

Uh... chest first
0 (0.0%)

Er... the front of the behind first
0 (0.0%)

I yell "Quit staring at me!" and bite off the eyes.
0 (0.0%)

With a knife and fork. I am so civilized.
0 (0.0%)

First I set out my scalpels...
0 (0.0%)

No, I don't!
0 (0.0%)

had a software screwup.
0 (0.0%)

were exploited by crackers and trolls
0 (0.0%)

were caught implementing a poorly thought out policy.
0 (0.0%)

Yes.
0 (0.0%)

were the target of Joe Biden operating from his secret lair.
0 (0.0%)

Huh? What's this about then?
0 (0.0%)

Amazon.
0 (0.0%)

The people reacting to whatever happened.
0 (0.0%)

Themselves.
0 (0.0%)

Other.
0 (0.0%)

useful. It gets the point across fast.
0 (0.0%)

no big deal.
0 (0.0%)

way overused.
0 (0.0%)

as lazy as appending -gate to every (political) "scandal."
0 (0.0%)

a great way to make yourself look like a reactionary fool.
0 (0.0%)

Amazon. Free publicity! Just spell the name right, thanks.
0 (0.0%)

Barnes & Noble. Yay, the competition shot itself in the foot!
0 (0.0%)

GLBT folks. Free publicity!
0 (0.0%)

Trolls. Hey, a pot to stir!
0 (0.0%)

Media. Ooh, a story we don't have do any significant work about!
0 (0.0%)

Journal/blogging sites. Instant content and traffic!
0 (0.0%)

Politicians. Look, a distraction!
0 (0.0%)

Pirates. Look, a distraction!
0 (0.0%)

Vakkotaur. This poll is proof.
0 (0.0%)

Yes.
0 (0.0%)

Well, I've looked after a cat.
0 (0.0%)

No.
0 (0.0%)

The house belongs to the human.
0 (0.0%)

The house belongs to the cat.
0 (0.0%)

As barn cats - mousers.
0 (0.0%)

As housepets - company.
0 (0.0%)

In LOLcat pictures.
0 (0.0%)

Left to others.
0 (0.0%)

With mushroom gravy.
0 (0.0%)

Bill
0 (0.0%)

Catbert
0 (0.0%)

Claude
0 (0.0%)

Felix
0 (0.0%)

Furrball
0 (0.0%)

Garfield
0 (0.0%)

Heathcliff
0 (0.0%)

Hello Kitty
0 (0.0%)

Krosp
0 (0.0%)

Penelope Pussycat
0 (0.0%)

Pussyfoot
0 (0.0%)

Rita
0 (0.0%)

Sylvester
0 (0.0%)

Tom
0 (0.0%)

Top Cat
0 (0.0%)

It's begging for attention.
0 (0.0%)

It's being affectionate.
0 (0.0%)

It's seeking relief.
0 (0.0%)

It's marking territory - you.
0 (0.0%)

dog
0 (0.0%)

fiddle
0 (0.0%)

kitten
0 (0.0%)

mouse
0 (0.0%)

steamship
0 (0.0%)

True
0 (0.0%)

False
0 (0.0%)

Nepetalactone
0 (0.0%)

clowder
0 (0.0%)

clutter
0 (0.0%)

clutch
0 (0.0%)

fight
0 (0.0%)

mess
0 (0.0%)

ohno
0 (0.0%)

problem
0 (0.0%)

yammer
0 (0.0%)

Whaddaymean 'group'? They're _cats_!
0 (0.0%)

Julie Newmar
0 (0.0%)

Lee Meriwether
0 (0.0%)

Eartha Kitt
0 (0.0%)

Michelle Pfeiffer
0 (0.0%)

Halle Berry
0 (0.0%)

Raymond Burr
0 (0.0%)

Other
0 (0.0%)

Are pretty.
0 (0.0%)

Smell nice.
0 (0.0%)

Make me sneeze.
0 (0.0%)

Are delicious.
0 (0.0%)

Are attacked by my cat(s).
0 (0.0%)

Remind me of weddings and/or funerals.
0 (0.0%)

Aww, geeze, not that Gennifer again.
0 (0.0%)

Nicely traditional
0 (0.0%)

Mean someone screwed up
0 (0.0%)

Are overpriced in mid-February
0 (0.0%)

Get in the way of those great thorns
0 (0.0%)

Flower
0 (0.0%)

Weed
0 (0.0%)

Nice flower.
0 (0.0%)

Nice flower, ugly name.
0 (0.0%)

Someone gave that name to a flower?!
0 (0.0%)

Pretty flower
0 (0.0%)

That play wasn't really about them or gamma rays!
0 (0.0%)

"The effect of... on" is now a cliche. Bleh.
0 (0.0%)

...drove the snakes out of Ireland.
0 (0.0%)

...drove the Druids out of Ireland, or at least underground.
0 (0.0%)

...got mistakenly credited.
0 (0.0%)

...was an idiot. Snakes, schmakes. Now, certain people...
0 (0.0%)

...wasn't even Irish.
0 (0.0%)

Of course!
0 (0.0%)

If it's cheap enough.
0 (0.0%)

Only if it's free.
0 (0.0%)

Not even if it's free.
0 (0.0%)

What, be around a bunch of drunken wannabes? Uh uh.
0 (0.0%)

Good beer is too dark to be dyed green.
0 (0.0%)

Green ROOT beer, maybe.
0 (0.0%)

Got some green Kool-Aid?
0 (0.0%)

Couldn't I just get some orange juice?
0 (0.0%)

The only real beer.
0 (0.0%)

It'll do if you can't get a really good stout.
0 (0.0%)

Why bother with Irish Budweiser?
0 (0.0%)

I drink beer. Guinness isn't.
0 (0.0%)

I don't drink beer, but that record book can be interesting.
0 (0.0%)

wasn't all that bad, but it could have been better.
0 (0.0%)

might have been ok after a few *good* drinks.
0 (0.0%)

was free, so I drank it.
0 (0.0%)

was free, and not worth it. Didn't try to finish it.
0 (0.0%)

was poured out in disgust.
0 (0.0%)

made "prison wine" seem like a good idea.
0 (0.0%)

made the output of a draft horse seem like a good idea.
0 (0.0%)

made diseased yak squeezings seem like a good idea.
0 (0.0%)

Yes
0 (0.0%)

No
0 (0.0%)

I've kept fish. "Pet fish" is a stretch.
0 (0.0%)

Pretty much any fish
0 (0.0%)

Goldfish
0 (0.0%)

Koi
0 (0.0%)

Tropical fish
0 (0.0%)

Freshwater fish
0 (0.0%)

Saltwater fish
0 (0.0%)

Virtual fish - no fiddling about with tanks and such.
0 (0.0%)

The fish on my plate
0 (0.0%)

Fish? Big whoop.
0 (0.0%)

I don't like fish
0 (0.0%)

Yes, of course fish is meat.
0 (0.0%)

No, fish is not meat.
0 (0.0%)

Captain D's
0 (0.0%)

Arthur Treacher's
0 (0.0%)

Long John Silver's
0 (0.0%)

Red Lobster
0 (0.0%)

Another big chain
0 (0.0%)

This little place I know...
0 (0.0%)

Seaworld (or similar)
0 (0.0%)

I do not eat fish.
0 (0.0%)

Butter
0 (0.0%)

Tartar sauce
0 (0.0%)

Lemon
0 (0.0%)

Pepper
0 (0.0%)

Malt vinegar
0 (0.0%)

Ketchup
0 (0.0%)

No. 2 fuel oil
0 (0.0%)

Chips on the side
0 (0.0%)

A replacement
0 (0.0%)

Left swimming
0 (0.0%)

Raw
0 (0.0%)

Baked
0 (0.0%)

Pan fried
0 (0.0%)

Sauteed
0 (0.0%)

Deep fried
0 (0.0%)

Grilled
0 (0.0%)

Steamed
0 (0.0%)

Roasted
0 (0.0%)

Pickled
0 (0.0%)

A means of catching fish
0 (0.0%)

A means of relaxing, maybe catching fish
0 (0.0%)

Frustration
0 (0.0%)

Waste of time
0 (0.0%)

Minamata disease
0 (0.0%)

A means of catching fish
0 (0.0%)

A means of catching a cold
0 (0.0%)

A means of relaxing, maybe catching fish
0 (0.0%)

A means of getting drunk while freezing your butt off
0 (0.0%)

Waste of time
0 (0.0%)

Frustration
0 (0.0%)

Are you f-ing nuts?!
0 (0.0%)

Catfish
0 (0.0%)

Cod
0 (0.0%)

Haddock
0 (0.0%)

Halibut
0 (0.0%)

Herring
0 (0.0%)

Mackerel
0 (0.0%)

Perch
0 (0.0%)

Salmon
0 (0.0%)

Swordfish
0 (0.0%)

Tilapia
0 (0.0%)

Trout
0 (0.0%)

Tuna
0 (0.0%)

Walleye
0 (0.0%)

Other
0 (0.0%)

None of the above
0 (0.0%)

Strong nuclear force
0 (0.0%)

Weak nuclear force
0 (0.0%)

Electromagnetic
1 (100.0%)

Gravity
0 (0.0%)

United States Air Force
0 (0.0%)

That one with the minty chlorine thingies
0 (0.0%)

Irresistible force
1 (100.0%)

Immovable object
0 (0.0%)

Acetaldehyde
0 (0.0%)

Ammonium perchlorate
0 (0.0%)

Atrazine
0 (0.0%)

Bromoquinine
0 (0.0%)

Calcium chloride
1 (100.0%)

Diamine oxidase
0 (0.0%)

Dichloro-Diphenyl-Trichloroethane
0 (0.0%)

Dimethylhexane
0 (0.0%)

Dimethylhydrazine
0 (0.0%)

Fexofenadine
0 (0.0%)

Methyl Ethyl Ketone
0 (0.0%)

Monoamine oxidase
0 (0.0%)

Naloxone
0 (0.0%)

Paraquat
0 (0.0%)

Phenylpropanolamine
0 (0.0%)

Kumquat
1 (100.0%)

Orchid
0 (0.0%)

Zarniwoop
0 (0.0%)

Beam power tubes
0 (0.0%)

Whizzbang banana aardvark limpet
0 (0.0%)

Marauding gangs of wild contra-bassoon players
0 (0.0%)

True
0 (0.0%)

False
0 (0.0%)

Dunno
0 (0.0%)

Paraquat
0 (0.0%)

seen frequently.
0 (0.0%)

seen infrequently.
0 (0.0%)

seen but not heard.
0 (0.0%)

at a distance.
0 (0.0%)

means being wonderfully close to the neighbors.
0 (0.0%)

means being far too close to the neighbors.
0 (0.0%)

Great!
0 (0.0%)

Good.
0 (0.0%)

About average.
0 (0.0%)

Ehh...not too bad.
0 (0.0%)

Let's not talk about them.
0 (0.0%)

Rotten!
0 (0.0%)

I have the cops on speed dial just for them.
0 (0.0%)

Most are fine, but there's this one jerk...
0 (0.0%)

They don't bug me, I don't bug them. Works out well.
0 (0.0%)

What neighbors?
0 (0.0%)

great - we'd get along fine.
0 (0.0%)

great - we'd never see each other!
0 (0.0%)

not a very good idea.
0 (0.0%)

rather creepy, really.
0 (0.0%)

Yes.
0 (0.0%)

No.
0 (0.0%)

Not sure.
0 (0.0%)

What do you mean "would have liked"? I *was* one of his neighbors!
0 (0.0%)

Huh?
0 (0.0%)

Weren't all that bad, really.
0 (0.0%)

Would have been cool if I'd been invited to some of those parties.
0 (0.0%)

Played (bad) music far too loud, far too often, far too late.
0 (0.0%)

Had loud fights.
0 (0.0%)

Were too loud - and it wasn't music or fighting.
0 (0.0%)

Ran a drug lab.
0 (0.0%)

Whorehouse.
0 (0.0%)

Crackhouse.
0 (0.0%)

Waffle House.
0 (0.0%)

Hell yes!
0 (0.0%)

Yes.
0 (0.0%)

They're swingers. *smirk*
0 (0.0%)

No.
0 (0.0%)

Hell no!
0 (0.0%)

I think I shall now be ill.
0 (0.0%)

I'm not telling.
0 (0.0%)

What spouse?
0 (0.0%)

What neighbors?
0 (0.0%)

What a rude question!
0 (0.0%)

What does 'covet' mean?
0 (0.0%)

Atrazine
0 (0.0%)

Lager - cold
0 (0.0%)

Ale - not so cold (but not "warm")
1 (100.0%)

Malt Liquor
0 (0.0%)

Yes, please
1 (100.0%)

I don't drink beer
0 (0.0%)

Domestic, macrobrew (Miller-Coors, Budweiser, etc.)
0 (0.0%)

Domestic, macrobrew - but only if it's Sam Adams.
0 (0.0%)

Domestic microbrew
1 (100.0%)

Imports (Heineken, Corona, etc.)
0 (0.0%)

Imports... that most folks wouldn't recognize
1 (100.0%)

I told you, I no drinka da beer!
0 (0.0%)

Miller (High Life, MGD, Lite, whatever)
0 (0.0%)

Coors (Light, whatever)
0 (0.0%)

Bud (Light, whatever)
0 (0.0%)

Busch (Light, whatever)
0 (0.0%)

Pabst
0 (0.0%)

Schlitz
0 (0.0%)

Sam Adams
1 (100.0%)

As long as someone else is buying, it's good.
1 (100.0%)

I drink BEER, and those aren't.
0 (0.0%)

I TOLD you, I don't drink beer.
0 (0.0%)

Of course!
0 (0.0%)

You buying? Sure!
0 (0.0%)

Bite your tongue! I want *BEER* dangit!
1 (100.0%)

I'd rather drink the transmission fluid of an abused Yugo.
0 (0.0%)

Don't drink beer, remember?
0 (0.0%)

Pilsner
0 (0.0%)

Bock
1 (100.0%)

Oktoberfest
0 (0.0%)

Dunkel
0 (0.0%)

Pale Ale
1 (100.0%)

India Pale Ale
0 (0.0%)

Brown Ale
1 (100.0%)

Bitter
1 (100.0%)

Porter
1 (100.0%)

Stout
1 (100.0%)

Wheat Beer
1 (100.0%)

Barlywine
0 (0.0%)

Lambic
0 (0.0%)

Other
0 (0.0%)

No drink beer, remember?
0 (0.0%)

American macrobrew
0 (0.0%)

American microbrew
0 (0.0%)

Belgian!
0 (0.0%)

German!
0 (0.0%)

Russian!
0 (0.0%)

British!
0 (0.0%)

Something European!
0 (0.0%)

Mexican!
0 (0.0%)

Asian!
0 (0.0%)

African!
0 (0.0%)

Brewed by me, of course.
0 (0.0%)

Free!!
1 (100.0%)

Olde Fortran
0 (0.0%)

Duff
0 (0.0%)

Distilled into a real drink, whisk[e]y!
0 (0.0%)

Done right, it's great stuff.
0 (0.0%)

Done right, it'd be great stuff. It's never done right.
0 (0.0%)

How ghetto can you get?
0 (0.0%)

Is it free? Then it's good enough.
0 (0.0%)

That's not beer!
1 (100.0%)

Godawful!
0 (0.0%)

I've had Godawful, Malt Liquor is worse!
0 (0.0%)

Are you drunk? I TOLD YOU I DO *NOT* DRINK BEER! Or beer-alikes.
0 (0.0%)

Cool.
0 (0.0%)

Only swill comes in the 40 oz. size.
1 (100.0%)

I'm bummed it's being/been discontinued.
0 (0.0%)

Flavorless.
1 (100.0%)

Tastes like zhit.
0 (0.0%)

Can't hold a candle, or alcohol lamp, to real beer.
0 (0.0%)

Who cares?
0 (0.0%)

Can
0 (0.0%)

Glass bottle
0 (0.0%)

Glass
0 (0.0%)

Leather Mug
0 (0.0%)

Pewter Tankard
0 (0.0%)

Stein
0 (0.0%)

Don't care.
0 (0.0%)

You buying? Then I really don't care!
1 (100.0%)

Natural Light
0 (0.0%)

Milwaukee's Best (aka "Beast")
0 (0.0%)

Schlitz
0 (0.0%)

Pabst Blue Ribbon
0 (0.0%)

Bud
0 (0.0%)

High Life
0 (0.0%)

Keystone
0 (0.0%)

Other
0 (0.0%)

There is no good cheap beer
1 (100.0%)

United States
0 (0.0%)

Russia
0 (0.0%)

United Kingdom
0 (0.0%)

France
0 (0.0%)

China
0 (0.0%)

India
0 (0.0%)

Pakistan
0 (0.0%)

North Korea
0 (0.0%)

Israel
0 (0.0%)

Saudi Arabia
0 (0.0%)

Japan
0 (0.0%)

Another country
0 (0.0%)

A terrorist organization
0 (0.0%)

Nobody
0 (0.0%)

a ballistic missile.
0 (0.0%)

a cruise missile.
0 (0.0%)

a manned aircraft.
0 (0.0%)

a drone aircraft.
0 (0.0%)

a ship or submarine leaving a bomb in or near a port
0 (0.0%)

a truck parked and left.
0 (0.0%)

a suicide bomber.
0 (0.0%)

something else.
0 (0.0%)

non-existent.
0 (0.0%)

A rapid nuclear escalation to the end of the world.
0 (0.0%)

A rather large, but still limited, nuclear exchange.
0 (0.0%)

A dozen or so nukes will be popped.
0 (0.0%)

A nuke for a nuke, and it will end in single digits.
0 (0.0%)

Just one nuke will be popped.
0 (0.0%)

Just one nuke, and it will be a fizzle (still several tons yeild).
0 (0.0%)

Just one nuke, but it will be a very embarrassing complete dud.
0 (0.0%)

Nothing, as nobody will start popping nukes.
0 (0.0%)

Africa
0 (0.0%)

Antarctica
0 (0.0%)

Asia
0 (0.0%)

Australia
0 (0.0%)

Europe
0 (0.0%)

North America
0 (0.0%)

South America
0 (0.0%)

Ocean burst - above, on, or in
0 (0.0%)

Not gonna happen.
0 (0.0%)